What Your Radio Station Presets Should Be If You Live In Winnipeg

1. 92.1 Citi FM - Classic rock that really rocks. Really.

i.e. - Rainbow In The dark by Dio

Let your hair down and turn it up to eleven. RIP James Ronnie Dio. Fuck he could rock.

2. 92.9 Kick FM - The latest in indie brought to you by Red River College.

i.e. - Look At Me (When I Rock Wichoo) by Black Kids

I just broke one of the shift keys off my laptop. Not impressed. Totally lost my train of thought for a catchy tag-line for this song. Dance party comes to mind.

3. 94.3 Curve FM - Basically a hipster version of Bob FM.

i.e. - Hypnotize by The Notorious BIG

I bet you only know the chorus to this song and you might think it's "Baggy, baggy, baggy, can't you see, your clothes are just too big for me". Maybe two or three other lines and you stop singing when he says the n-word. Big gulps eh..

4. 98.3 CBC Radio 2 - Legit and patriotic, even though they are assholes towards Adbusters.

i.e. - Postcards From Italy by Beirut

If you haven't heard this, just listen. No catchy tag-line here.

5. 99.1 Cool FM - This is Shaft's favorite.

i.e. - September by Earth, Wind and Fire

Stop what you are doing. You need to watch this video. Click the link. Go back in time for a few minutes.

6. 99.9 Bob FM - Very concise name for a radio station. Appears to be a "no gimmicks" type of gimmick. Interesting marketing strategy.

i.e. - Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen

Note the E Street Band's use of sweet hats and Brucie's manly beard. These cats can play. Dig it.

Honourable Mention - 91.1 French FM - This appears to be a random French station. Sometimes plays techno late night. Check the OR.

Fuck you Lady Gaga. And Hot 103.